A conversation with my 10 month old daughter

Don't touch the cup of tea.
Don't touch the fire.
Leave the records alone
Don't chew up the book.
Get away from the phone.
Give me the packet of cigarettes and
Don't tear the paper.
Come away form the stove.
Look out for the steps.
Don't eat the soap.
Get that cockroach out of your mouth.
Don't bite my nose.
Yes, you may poke my eyes out.
Yes, you may pull my hair out. Yes,
Yes, Yes.